The Croods: A New Age Review

*C’mon now folks IMDB Synopsis Searching for a safer habitat, the prehistoric Crood family discovers an idyllic, walled-in paradise that meets all of its needs. Unfortunately, they must also learn to live with the Bettermans — a family that’s a couple of steps above the Croods on the evolutionary ladder. As tensions between the new neighbors start to rise, a new threat soon propels both clans … Continue reading The Croods: A New Age Review

Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom Review

*Not much to spoil here… IMDB Synopsis Tensions rise when trailblazing blues singer Ma Rainey and her band gather at a recording studio in Chicago in 1927. “They don’t care nothing about me. All they want is my voice.” August Wilson is a legendary playwright, who wrote numerous plays about the lives of African Americans in America during the 20th Century. The great Denzel Washington … Continue reading Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom Review

The Kid Detective Review

*Nothing major of course… IMDB Synopsis A once-celebrated kid detective, now 31, continues to solve the same trivial mysteries between hangovers and bouts of self-pity. Until a naive client brings him his first `adult’ case, to find out who brutally murdered her boyfriend. “The world has enough assholes” Growing up I was obsessive over Encyclopedia Brown books. A teenage detective is everything I ever wanted … Continue reading The Kid Detective Review

Freaky Review

*I will not be spoiling any twists.. IMDB Synopsis Seventeen-year-old Millie Kessler spends her days trying to survive high school and the cruel actions of the popular crowd. But when she becomes the latest target of the Butcher, the town’s infamous serial killer, her senior year becomes the least of her worries. When the Butcher’s mystical dagger causes him and Millie to magically switch bodies, … Continue reading Freaky Review

Did Disney Just Break the Internet?

Let’s all take a collective breath and compose ourselves. Disney’s 2020 investors day announcements sent twitter into a fury last night after announcing what seemed like hundreds of new projects spread across the MCU, Star Wars Universe, and Disney+. Let’s just say that, as a Disney investor, I’m feeling pretty good right about now. Since we’ve known about most of the upcoming Marvel Projects, let’s … Continue reading Did Disney Just Break the Internet?

Godmothered Review

*I mean if you care whatever… IMDB Synopsis An inexperienced fairy godmother-in-training tries to prove that people still need fairy godmothers. “Life isn’t as simple as Happily Ever After” Holiday preparations are in the air and we have finally gotten Disney’s signature Christmas movie for the year. Last year I know all us Juicers remember Noelle (Juice Rating 32/100), and this year Disney+ has come … Continue reading Godmothered Review